smute:

catchymemes:

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

alwhoreona:

Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

i had specific tags for when i would just post me talking but i can’t for the life of me remember what they were bc i never just wrote text posts…….this is gonna be a tough learning curve lol

lol twt is dying so i guess i’m back on my tumblr bullshit 🥹

bi-bitch-bi:

Makkari*signing*: I’m a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man!

Makkari, gazing longingly at Druig*signing* : I want one though.

bi-bitch-bi:

Druig: I really miss these people, the whole crew, Makkari and blegh, i forget all their other names

The Eternals:

tauredhielcodex:

Phastos - “I do not EXIST for Arishem, I EXIST for my FAMILY!”

tauredhielcodex:

Ikaris - the boy who flew too close to the sun

tauredhielcodex:

Druig - We’re just like the soldiers down there: pawns to their leaders. Blinded by loyalty.

meril-tospen:

Druig : Ah yes. Me. My beautiful wife. And her favorite ancient emerald tablet.

fantasybin:

CHLOÉ ZHAO, ARE YOU SEEING THIS

lady-of-nightmares-and-heartache:

“She also says that stealing is very, very bad” in his adorable little accent has been playing in my head for WEEKS

Originally posted by alwaysthequietones